Аман от Spam (Part X)

Roamer · Post by **Roamer** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:34 pm

passer-by wrote:"Transported to a strange land, a young girl kills the first person she meets, then teams up with three strangers to kill again." - greatest synopsis of THE WIZARD OF OZ ever.

Мдам, чудех се дали това вече не съм го пускал ("Uncomfortable Plot Summaries" от тук

), ама се оказа, че си го спомням от първия коментар към списъка

А иначе, това май още не съм го пускал тук - открита флейта на 35 000 години, май най-древният музикален инструмент.

И... еволюция през годините

Което май няма много нужда от коментар

passer-by · Post by **passer-by** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:50 pm

От първия линк на Роумъра:

300: Gays kill blacks.
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
DIE HARD: Dysfunctional cop saves marriage by murdering foreign national.
IRON MAN: Alcoholic rich white man with technology fetish goes vigilante.
WAR MACHINE: Alcoholic rich white man gives weapons to black man.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded.
TERMINATOR: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.

The Dragon · Post by **The Dragon** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:31 am

Почина легендата на 70-те Фара Фосет
26 юни 2009 /
Популярната американска актриса Фара Фосет почина на 62-годишна възраст. Тя се предаде след близо тригодишна тежка битка с рака.

В последните й часове в клиниката Сейнт Джон в Санта Моника, Калифорния с нея са присъствали съпругът й Райън О'Нийл, най-добрата й приятелка - Алана Стюърт и синът й Редмънд, съобщават от avtora.com. Холивудската легенда откри болестта си още през 2006 година, когато бе оперирана от рак на правото черво, но интервенцията така и не успя да спре разпространението му. Фара Фосет бе изключително популярна през 70-те и 80-те години на миналия век. Тя направи име в тв сериала "Ангелите на Чарли", а през кариерата си се е снимала в над 50 филма - "Ally Mcbeal, "Dr T and the Women" и др. В последните години Фосет се отдаде предимно на семейството си и имаше рядки епизодични появи в популярни тв сериали. Има собствена звезда в Алеята на Славата в Холивуд, която получи още през 1995 година. Въпреки това е сред малцината, които са номинирани цели шест пъти за "Златен глобус", но така и не успяха да го спечелят. Вижте снимки от младините на Фосет >>

Xellos · Post by **Xellos** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:48 pm

Истината! Особено след наблюденията днес над колежките как се попълва креативно и тотално по женска логика 1 елементарна таблица по 3 начина все далеч от разум.

http://de.fishki.net/picsw/062009/26/demotiv/030.jpg

Аерофлот - При нас атеисти не се возят

http://de.fishki.net/picsw/062009/26/demotiv/041.jpg

Maledictus · Post by **Maledictus** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:13 am

Хаха, "На наших рейсах атеистов нет!"

Maledictus · Post by **Maledictus** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:10 pm

За енергията със шега http://www.vbox7.com/play:46c24864

thunder · Post by **thunder** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:39 am

http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=612

Lord of the rings webcomic

много яка гавра

Бобсън · Post by **Бобсън** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:58 am

http://www.speshno.info/izbori2009/index.php
Важно е!

Бобсън · Post by **Бобсън** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:06 pm

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_worl ... glar_.html
Такива истории ме радват...

thunder · Post by **thunder** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:28 pm

http://www.vbox7.com/play:fe1a3402

Кучешко хорце

Amelia · Post by **Amelia** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:09 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3OkQPkEdzo

Cruelty · Post by **Cruelty** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:18 pm

Днес го гледах това. Ще е мега кретенско. Geisha transform ме уби

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The Dragon · Post by **The Dragon** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:39 pm

http://blogs.reuters.com/great-debate/2 ... gets-real/

so true ...

Alexis · Post by **Alexis** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:40 pm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-bega ... 25633.html

Колко подходящо е това да е след пост на Драгън с неговоия подпис, отнасящ се за дамата, за която е статията (в спойлъра).

Spoiler: show: I wish Hunter S. Thompson had lived to see this.

As Hunter said, "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Sarah Palin makes Mark Foley, the congressman who sent filthy emails to pages look almost normal. She makes David Vitter, the senator who was hanging out with hookers, look almost boring. She makes Larry Craig, caught hitting on a cop in a men's room, look almost stable. She makes John Ensign, the senator who was having an affair with a staffer, look almost humdrum (and compared to the rest of the GOP whack-jobs, he is). And she makes Mark Sanford, the governor with the Latin lover, look positively predictable.

It was an almost impossible mission, but in resigning from office with 17 months to go in her first term, Sarah Palin has made herself the bull goose loony of the GOP.

Let's stipulate that if there is some heretofore unknown personal, medical or family crisis, this was the right move. But Gov. Palin didn't say anything like that. Her statement was incoherent, bizarre and juvenile. The text, as posted on Gov. Palin's official website (here), uses 2,549 words and 18 exclamation points. Lincoln freed the slaves with 719 words and nary an exclamation; Mr. Jefferson declared our independence in 1,322 words and, again, no exclamation points. Nixon resigned the presidency in 1,796 words -- still no exclamation points. Gov. Palin capitalized words at random - whole words, like "TO," "HELP," and "AND," and the first letter of "Troops."

Gov. Palin's official announcement that she is resigning as chief executive of the great state of Alaska had all the depth and gravitas of a 13-year-old's review of the Jonas Brothers' album on Facebook. She even quoted her parents' refrigerator magnet. (Note to self: if one of my kids becomes governor, throw away the refrigerator magnet that says: "Murray's Oyster Bar: We Shuck Em, You Suck Em!") She put her son's name in quotations marks. Why? Who knows. She writes, "I promised efficiencies and effectiveness!?" Was she exclaiming or questioning? I get it: both! And I don't even know what to make of a sentence that reads:

*((Gotta put First Things First))*

Ponder the fact that Rupert Murdoch's Harper Collins publishing house is paying this, umm, writer $11 million for a book. Ponder that and say a prayer for Ms. Palin's editor.

I'm no latter-day Strunk & White, just a guy who was struck by Palin's spectacularly rambling and infantile prose. It bespeaks a rambling and infantile mind. But perhaps not. Perhaps this is all a ruse. Perhaps Gov. Palin wants us to believe she's an intellectual featherweight who is slightly shallower than an actor on High School Musical. Maybe she's trying to throw us off the trail.

Naah. A lot of people thought that about George W. Bush. He couldn't be so block-headed, they said. He couldn't be as childish and churlish as he came off. Oh yes he could. And so, too, might Ms. Palin be as vapid and puerile as her inane statement suggests.

We will know. In the fullness of time (and I predict, not much time) we will know. Again and again in her statement, Gov. Palin returned to the nettlesome ethics inquiries that have been visited upon her since she signed on to be John McCain's running mate. No doubt they are annoying. But does anyone believe that's why she's resigning? No, there's more to this story. And Ms. Palin's resignation only increases the chances that we will all know the rest of the story soon. Or, as she might put it:

We will all KNOW the "rest of the Story" *((SOON!))*

Оригиналът на Пейлин - http://gov.state.ak.us/ - забележете удивителните, и капс лока и потресаващия текст...

Бобсън · Post by **Бобсън** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:09 pm

http://www.speshno.info/izbori2009/
за осведомяване...

Аман от Spam (Part X)

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