Аман от Spam (Part X)

Елица · Post by **Елица** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:34 pm

Все още не мога да разбера как, което и да е жури си позволява да избира подобни същества за мис каквото и да е. Пък самото... същество как си вярва, че е хубаво е още по-голяма мистерия за мен, а това че някой богат мъж е платил за да стане съществото мис едикакво си е трето умопотрисащо ме нещо, което съвсем не вдявам. Любовта може и да придава повече блясък на нещата, но не може на крокодила да кажеш лебед

Maledictus · Post by **Maledictus** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:57 pm

10Х

Има и по-страшно от нея...

Xellos · Post by **Xellos** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:07 pm

Абе и Тайванския травестит е по красив от тва, ма найсе

)

Dreamfall · Post by **Dreamfall** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:12 pm

но не може на крокодила да кажеш лебед

Ама защооо, той крокодила си е такъв сладък... :)

"А крокодила - той е ням
при все че толкоз' е голям..."

Xellos · Post by **Xellos** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:13 pm

И колкото е дълъг толкова е и зелен ;р

Елица · Post by **Елица** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:22 pm

Xellos wrote:И колкото е дълъг толкова е и зелен ;р

Аааааааааааа, ще ме прощаваш, ама е всеизвестно, че е по-дълъг отколкото зелен

Xellos · Post by **Xellos** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:38 pm

тъй е кат разчитам на слаба памет

Шекспир го е казал по-добре в „Антоний и Клеопатра“:
ЛЕПИД
И какъв е на вид този ваш крокодил?
АНТОНИЙ
На вид е като себе си и е на дължина — от главата до опашката — колкото е дълъг; на ширина е също почти колкото е широк и се движи с помощта на двигателните си органи. Храни се с това, което яде, а като умре, същността му се преселва в друго същество.
ЛЕПИД
А на цвят какъв е?
АНТОНИЙ
И цвета му е неговия си.
ЛЕПИД
Странна гадина!
АНТОНИЙ
Много! И сълзите му са мокри.

Clio · Post by **Clio** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:45 pm

Sorry, просто не се сдържам, умрях си от смях на крокодила

Xellos · Post by **Xellos** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:48 pm

Ин дъ фейс

[img]http://fishki_net.users.photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3749431/85659905.jpg[/img]

знаят що е реклама Дурекса

http://fishki_net.users.photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3749431/85659948.jpg

Onslaught · Post by **Onslaught** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:37 am

Giant Gundam comes to life!

herairness · Post by **herairness** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:38 am

Onslaught wrote:Giant Gundam comes to life!

Коментара отдолу кърти:
"Now all we need is a 16 year old boy with war issues to pilot it, to end all wars!

It's a Gundam AAAAAAAH "

Clio · Post by **Clio** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:56 pm

Security Status

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats in Islamabad, and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their allies, just in case.

And at a local level...

New Zealand has also raised its security levels – from "baaa" to "BAAAA!". Due to continuing defence cutbacks (the air force being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is "Shut, I hope Austrulia will come end riscue us". In the event of invasion, New Zealanders will be asked to gather together in a strategic defensive position called "Bondi".

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, mate". Three more escalation levels remain, "Crikey!', "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled". There has never been a situation yet that has warranted the use of the final escalation level.

Dreamfall · Post by **Dreamfall** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:09 pm

Did you mean "french military defeats?"..

- War on Terrorism
- France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.

Xellos · Post by **Xellos** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:27 am

MAC or PC RAP!! RULEEEZ

))

http://vbox7.com/play:44ba0bc4

Post by **Yan** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:00 am

Fangirls...

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