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The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
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Този път The things Hollywood doesn't think computers can actually do
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Този път The things Hollywood doesn't think computers can actually do
http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/25190/t ... ctually-do
Ето връзка и към предишната тема - http://www.denofgeek.com/games/24877/th ... mputers-do
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
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(Стрелба с два пистолета едновременно.)Only Chow Yun-Fat's severe astigmatism allows him to do this.
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
http://io9.com/honest-disney-movie-post ... -512988904
Като се замислих сега, Цар Лъв наистина е Хамлет!
Като се замислих сега, Цар Лъв наистина е Хамлет!
What's a goon to a goblin? What's a shooter to a shotta?
I can boom shakalaka your medulla oblongata
I can boom shakalaka your medulla oblongata
Но с повече кръвосмешение и една суисидална Офелия по-малко.
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
То не е част от историята ама нали Симба наследява бащиния си прайд (лъвско стадо)...иии не знам дали лъвовете го правят с майките си (примерно вълците не го правят), обаче има вариант Нала да му е полу-сестра или братовчедка.
Ако приемем Нала за аналог на Офелия...за съжаление не знаем нищо за тукашния Полоний.
Тя или е от друг лъв или е дъщеря на Муфаса (т.е. и тук Хамлет убива бащата на Офелия), но така или иначе Нала не се самоубива, а помага на Симба в борбата срещу чичо му.
ПП
Чувал съм, че The Lion King всъщност е ripoff на анимето Jungle Taitei.
От последното съм засичал само спорадични серийки по БНТ (Канал 1 или Ефир 2...не помня...ама е било, след като ги преименуваха от БТ 1 и БТ 2).
Ако е вярно, трябва да се изясни колко близко е "Кимба бялото лъвче" до "Хамлет".
Ако приемем Нала за аналог на Офелия...за съжаление не знаем нищо за тукашния Полоний.
Тя или е от друг лъв или е дъщеря на Муфаса (т.е. и тук Хамлет убива бащата на Офелия), но така или иначе Нала не се самоубива, а помага на Симба в борбата срещу чичо му.
ПП
Чувал съм, че The Lion King всъщност е ripoff на анимето Jungle Taitei.
От последното съм засичал само спорадични серийки по БНТ (Канал 1 или Ефир 2...не помня...ама е било, след като ги преименуваха от БТ 1 и БТ 2).
Ако е вярно, трябва да се изясни колко близко е "Кимба бялото лъвче" до "Хамлет".
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
Съдържа спойлери за Man Of Steel...и в буквален и в преносен смисъл .
http://io9.com/the-most-important-scene ... -516405346
.http://io9.com/the-most-important-scene ... -516405346
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
alshu wrote:Съдържа спойлери за Man Of Steel...и в буквален и в преносен смисъл
http://io9.com/the-most-important-scene ... -516405346
о не мога,
гениално е The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
Star Wars vs. Game of Thrones
любимите на io9:
http://io9.com/star-wars-vs-game-of-thr ... -896332458
цялото:
http://www.reddit.com/r/warsvthrone/
любимите на io9:
http://io9.com/star-wars-vs-game-of-thr ... -896332458
цялото:
http://www.reddit.com/r/warsvthrone/
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
Това не е хумористична статия, но ме скъса от смях.
http://io9.com/zardoz-director-john-boo ... 1086308799
Ето я цялата:
http://io9.com/zardoz-director-john-boo ... 1086308799
Ето я цялата:
John Boorman is the director behind Point Blank, Deliverance, Zardoz, and Excalibur, but his CV nearly included a Lord of the Rings movie. It would have been a pretty bonkers interpretation, with Aragorn wielding double blades and Frodo and Galadriel getting it on.
Boorman has said in his autobiography Money Into Light, and more recently in an interview with Indiewire, that in 1969 he had actually hoped to make an Arthurian legend movie. When he brought his proposal to United Artists, however, it was suggested that he do a Lord of the Rings movie instead. So Boorman and aspiring screenwriter Rospo Pallenberg set to work creating their own version of J.R.R. Tolkien's works.
The pair are not what you would call faithful to the text. Cinetropolis lays out the story of Boorman's never-made Lord of the Rings, quoting liberally from Boorman's autobiography and an interview with Pallenberg in Outre magazine. Boorman was charged with condensing the trilogy into a single film, and he and Pallenberg churned out a 176-page script with a built-in intermission.
"We were propelled by what we liked, and invented as we went along,” Pallenberg told Outre. That invention meant a lot of bizarre changes to the original story, including:
Frodo becoming intimate with Galadriel before gazing into her mirror.
A kabuki-style play to explain the history of Middle Earth, notably Sauron's creation of the rings.
An expansion of Gimli's character. Gimli is beaten "to utter exhaustion to retrieve his unconscious ancestral memory," giving him special insights into the ancient dwarven kingdom.
A duel of words between Gandalf and Saruman:
GANDALF: Saruman, I am the snake about to strike!
SARUMAN: I am the staff that crushes the snake!
GANDALF: I am the fire that burns the staff to ashes!
SARUMAN: I am the cloudburst that quenches the fire!
GANDALF: I am the well that traps the waters!
Because of budgetary concerns, flying creatures were eliminated. Instead of riding a Fellbeast at Minas Tirith, the Witch King would have ridden "a horse that ‘seems to have no skin. Its live, raw, bleeding flesh is exposed.'"
But by the time Boorman and Pallenberg had finished their script, UA had suffered a series of commercial setbacks and no longer had the cash or inclination to produce The Lord of the Rings. Boorman tried taking it to Disney, but to no avail. He even communicated by mail with Tolkien, who was relieved to hear that Boorman intended to make it as a live-action film. (It seems unlikely, though, that Tolkien was aware of the numerous liberties Boorman took with his story.)
Eventually, UA tapped Ralph Bakshi to make his animated Lord of the Rings after buying Boorman's script. Boorman and Pallenberg used their experience with Lord of the Rings to film the Arthurian movie Boorman wanted to make in the first place, Excalibur. (But not before Boorman made the wonderfully weird Zardoz.) Their script for The Lord of the Rings is currently housed at Marquette University, as part of the school's Tolkien collection.
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
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