Да поспамим за разнообразие (Part 3)

Post by **Roland** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:37 pm

Ъъ, бих ти го разделил по срични (обърни имената), ма подозирам, че и сам си го видял... или не?

Фанети Ма за кура.

И картинката има все пак култовото заглавие "Faneti go de"

Xellos · Post by **Xellos** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:17 am

аха, мдам е щом ви кефи.

thunder · Post by **thunder** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:53 am

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

това заслужава направо цяла нова тема, но карай

примерно съдържание:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncycloped ... /October_7

Dzvero · Post by **Dzvero** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:03 am

http://www.crazyrussian.com/02/entry_1470.php

Demi Moore & Tina Turner FTW!

Clio · Post by **Clio** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:22 am

THE BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN

Your Clothes:

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.

2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.

3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.

______________________________________________________

Preparing for the Birth:

1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.

2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.

3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.

______________________________________________________

The Layette:

1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.

2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.

3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?

______________________________________________________

Worries:

1st baby: At the first sign of distress-a whimper, a frown-you pick up the baby.

2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.

3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

______________________________________________________

Pacifier:

1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.

2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.

3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.

______________________________________________________

Diapering:

1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.

2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.

3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.

______________________________________________________

Activities:

1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.

2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.

3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.

______________________________________________________

Going Out:

1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.

2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.

3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

______________________________________________________

At Home:

1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.

2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.

3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

______________________________________________________

Swallowing Coins (a favorite):

1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.

2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass.

3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!

Post by **Roland** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:25 am

Хехе, цинизъм

thunder · Post by **thunder** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:49 am

колко хубаво, че съм първото дете, а не третото

Рол, ако знаеш само колко истина има в написаното... Бях съм на три години, когато майка ми роди третото

Post by **Yan** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:17 pm

Първи урок, английски за начинаещи:

"Три вещици разглеждат три часовника "Суоч". Коя от вещиците кой
часовник разглежда?"

А сега на английски!

Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch
watch?

Втори урок, английски за напреднали:

"Три вещици-трансвеститки разглеждат три бутона на часовници "Суоч".
Коя от вещиците-трансвеститки кой бутон на часовниците "Суоч" разглежда?"

А сега на английски!

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched
witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

Трети и последен урок, английски за абсолютни професионалисти:

"Три швейцарски вещици-кучки, които имат желание да си сменят пола,
разглеждат три бутона на часовници "Суоч". Коя от швейцарските
вещици-кучки, които имат желание да си сменят пола, кое бутонче на
часовниците "Суоч" разглежда?"

А сега на английски!

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches,
watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which
wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss
Swatch watch switch?

Post by **Roland** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:23 pm

Гениално е тва просто

armageddon · Post by **armageddon** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:43 pm

Е, не, тва последното е усмъртяващо просто

herairness · Post by **herairness** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:16 pm

нямам думи просто...щото ми се завърза езика

Clio · Post by **Clio** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:59 pm

хехехе, страхотно е това :)

Vankata · Post by **Vankata** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:53 pm

Култово!!!

Xellos · Post by **Xellos** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:53 pm

mega e

The War of the Worlds (1953)
in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies.

http://www.angryalien.com/1005/wowbuns.asp

и другите флашки си заслужават

Elayne · Post by **Elayne** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:23 am

Щото подозирам не всички четат Games Forum-а, ей тези си ги свалете и ги чуйте по ред

:

--> Little Sheep

Да поспамим за разнообразие (Part 3)

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