Аман от Spam (Part X)

tigermaster · Post by **tigermaster** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:57 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImnMucno1ew
Днеска май е някакъв Хелоуин... Честит да е.

Trip · Post by **Trip** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:21 pm

TORONTO (AP) — Sarah Palin unwittingly took a prank call Saturday from a Canadian comedian posing as French President Nicolas Sarkozy and telling her she would make a good president someday.

"Maybe in eight years," replies a laughing Palin.

The Republican vice presidential nominee discusses politics, the perils of hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney, and Sarkozy's "beautiful wife," in a recording of the six-minute call released Saturday and set to air Monday on a Quebec radio station.

Palin campaign spokeswoman Tracey Schmitt confirmed she had received the prank call.

"Governor Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy and other celebrities, in being targeted by these pranksters. C'est la vie," she said.

The call was made by a well-known Montreal comedy duo Marc-Antoine Audette and Sebastien Trudel. Known as the Masked Avengers, the two are notorious for prank calls to celebrities and heads of state.

Audette, posing as Sarkozy, speaks in an exaggerated French accent and drops ample hints that the conversation is a joke. But Palin seemingly does not pick up on them.

He tells Palin one of his favorite pastimes is hunting, also a passion of the 44-year-old Alaska governor.

"I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun," the fake Sarkozy says.

He proposes they go hunting together by helicopter, something he says he has never done.

"Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we're getting work done," Palin counters. "We can kill two birds with one stone that way."

The comedian jokes that they shouldn't bring Cheney along on the hunt, referring to the 2006 incident in which the vice-president shot and injured a friend while hunting quail.

"I'll be a careful shot," responds Palin.

Playing off the governor's much-mocked comment in an early television interview that she had insights into foreign policy because "you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska," the caller tells her: "You know we have a lot in common also, because ... from my house I can see Belgium."

She replies: "Well, see, we're right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes."

When Audette refers to Canadian singer Steph Carse as Canada's prime minister, Palin replies: "Well, he's doing fine and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder." Canada's prime minister is Stephen Harper.

Palin praises Sarkozy throughout the call and also mentions his wife Carla Bruni, a model-turned-songwriter.

"You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife," Palin says. "Oh my goodness, you've added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours."

The Sarkozy impersonator tells Palin his wife is "so hot in bed" and then informs her that Bruni has written a song for her about Joe the Plumber entitled "Du rouge a levres sur une cochonne" — which translates as "Lipstick on a Pig."

Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama derided his Republican challenger John McCain's call for change in Washington as "lipstick on a pig," days after Palin made a lipstick joke at the Republican convention. The McCain-Palin campaign then released an ad implying Obama was calling Palin a pig with that remark.

The caller asks Palin if Joe the Plumber is her husband and adds: "We have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It's called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit."

He also tells the Alaska governor that he loved the "documentary" made about her and referred to a pornographic film with a Palin look-alike made by Hustler founder Larry Flynt.

She answers tentatively, "Ohh, good, thank you, yes."

The callers then reveal the prank and identify themselves and their radio station.

"Ohhh, have we been pranked?" Palin asks before handing the phone to an aide who ends the call.

Obama's campaign spokesman Robert Gibbs, commenting on the prank, said: "I'm glad we check out our calls before we hand the phone to Barack Obama."

След тазгодишната кампания мисля, че Пейлин спокойно може да се оттегли от политиката завинаги.

Xellos · Post by **Xellos** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:48 pm

Бахти багериста

http://fishki.net/comment.php?id=43566

Trip · Post by **Trip** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:06 pm

Teenager changes name to Captain Fantastic

A teenager has changed his name to Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.

The record-breaking name, now thought to be the world's longest, was the idea of music graduate George Garratt, 19.

He changed his name by deed poll online for £10 last week.

Captain Fantastic said: "I wanted to be unique.

"I decided upon a theme of superheroes."

Captain Fantastic joins a number of people with unusually long names, including Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams, a girl born in Texas in 1984.

The teenager, from Glastonbury, Somerset, added that while he thought the new name was "crazy", his grandmother was no longer speaking to him.

Last month in Italy, a couple was banned from naming their son Friday - Venerdi - because the name could expose him to ridicule.

Named after the manservant of Daniel Defoe's famous novel Robinson Crusoe, the court ordered the boy's name be changed to Gregorio, named after the saint's day on which he was born.

In February, a judge in New Zealand made a young girl a ward of court so she could change her name from Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

Other banned names include Sex Fruit, Keenan Got Lucy and Yeah Detroit.

In New Zealand again, last year a couple was banned from naming their baby 4Real, so they chose Superman instead.

RossTheBoss · Post by **RossTheBoss** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:28 pm

Trip wrote:
Teenager changes name to Captain Fantastic

A teenager has changed his name to Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.

Това име съм го гледал в една серия на 'Family Guy'.

Pugsley · Post by **Pugsley** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:00 pm

Агагага тва "YEah Detroit" кърти

Marfa · Post by **Marfa** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:22 pm

Ного сладък виц, дет прочетох току-що във всферето:

Първи училищен ден в едно средно училище в САЩ. Учителката представя нов ученик - Такиро Сузуки от Япония.
Часът почва и тя казва:
- Сега ще видим дали познавате историята. Кой е казал “свобода или смърт”?
Никой не знае, но Сузуки вдига ръка:
- Патрик Хенри, Филаделфия, 1775 г.
- Много добре, Сузуки. А кой е казал “Държавата е народът и като такъв никога не може да умре”?
Сузуки става:
- Ейбръхам Линкълн, Вашингтон, 1863 г.
Учителката поглежда другите деца и им казва:
- Засрамете се, деца! Сузуки е японец, а знае по-добре от вас американската история.
Тих глас от последните чинове:
- Да им го натаковаме на японците!
- Кой каза това? - изкрещява учителката.
Сузуки вдига ръка:
- Генерал Макартър, Пърл Харбър, 1941 г. и Ли Якока на събранието на акционерите в Крайслер, Детройт, 1982 г.
Учениците стоят в пълна тишина, когато пак някой се обажда:
- Да до духаш!
Учителката, извън кожата си:
- Стига вече! Кой беше това?
Сузуки:
- Бил Клинтон на Моника Люински, Белия дом, 1997 г.
Някой друг извиква:
- Сузуки е лайно!
Сузуки веднага отвръща:
- Валентино Роси, мото-състезанието Гран-При в Рио де Жанейро, Бразилия, 2002 г.
Всички изпадат в истерия, учителката припада, а на вратата се появява разсилният:
- Да го еба! Никога не съм виждал такъв хаос.
Сузуки е готов:
- Българският премиер към министъра на финансите, за разпределението на бюджетния излишък, София, 2004 г.

Lord · Post by **Lord** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:29 pm

Нещо, което ми се стори интересно...
Онлайн списание за игри и кино: Game & Movie Bliss Duel

Ghibli · Post by **Ghibli** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:42 pm

Македонскиот...

Morwen · Post by **Morwen** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:47 pm

А защо половината е на руски?

Ghibli · Post by **Ghibli** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:50 pm

Не знам. Но ако трябваше да ползвам операционна система на македонски, нямаше да мога да свърша нищо - само щях да се валям пред компютъра...

Roamer · Post by **Roamer** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:10 pm

Гибли, ти как мислиш, че се чувстват немците, когато седнат пред интерфейс на холандски?

За Afrikaans (езика де) да не говорим изобщо

Apple съвсем са откачили... Ето десет патента, които те са направили - някои от тях явно с цел просто да се опазят, да не вземе някой друг откачен да пусне на пазара подобно нещо, но може би някои от патентите наистина подсказват неща за бъдещи техни продукти... боже опази!
http://hardware.silicon.com/pdas/0,3902 ... 13,00.html - това е първото, под текста пише "Photo 1 of 10", там цъкате за още.

А, да, та както казвах - Apple съвсем са откачили - "New MacBooks and MBPs can handle up to 6GB of RAM" - това на лаптоп!

Xellos · Post by **Xellos** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:31 pm

Интересно четиво

http://komitata.blogspot.com/2008/11/2000.html

Corwin · Post by **Corwin** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:14 pm

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=sSmWHxXeNqU

Поздрав за всички.

Xellos · Post by **Xellos** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:12 pm

Corwin wrote:http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=sSmWHxXeNqU

Поздрав за всички.

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