Тестове (още палав спам, с други думи)

[CruelGoblin]

ми сега виждам, че нещо съм объркал сайта... Ще го потърся пак, но едва ли ще го открия...

[Hijo de la Luna]

Гоблине, случайно да не е това

The Sense of Humor Test http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/humor.html

Your score = 30

What does your score mean?

Well…you must have a really nice personality! Ok, we're just kidding. So you don't laugh at the same things we do -that's cool! However, if you scored this low you're probably not one to laugh at absurdity -including your own. That's too bad -if you can't laugh at yourself, what can you laugh at? Perhaps you're taking things too seriously? Remember, life's way too short for that.

Май клюкарките пред блока са по-забавни от мен

И понеже подозирам някои хора в снобизъм
The Snob Test http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/snob.html

Your score = 15

What does your score mean?

Way to go! You don't appear to have a snobby bone in your body. Your answers on the test show that you are generally laidback, open-minded and down-to-earth. You try not to judge others based on superficial outer qualities like their car, clothes or bank account. Either you are the type of person who likes EVERYONE, or you have your own measures of whether someone is worthy of your respect; chances are you look beyond the surface and judge people on their character and inner worth. This attitude surely brings a lot of interesting people and experiences into your life and allows you to develop real, quality relationships. The world needs more people with this perspective!

Yeah!

[CruelGoblin]

Гоблине, случайно да не е това

The Sense of Humor Test http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/humor.html

благодарско!
аз се поизложих с това, добре че си ти да измиеш срама

[herairness]

Your score = 45
Your sense of humor is pretty good. It may not be as wacky as that of some people (like us apparently) but you're pretty cool in our books! You can laugh at most things and maybe even get a kick out of the non-sense you say and do from time to time as well. Good for you! Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at right? Just kidding.

знаех си аз

Your score = 30
Your test results indicate that you're somewhat snobby. You can be relaxed and accepting of those that don't fit your criteria for being "cool", but you also have the occasional bout of superiority. Perhaps there are certain things that matter more to you more than others, like clothes or work status, or you just get in a snobby mood from time to time. Whatever the case, you should refrain from judging others on superficial qualities. It may be an overused clich�, but it says it all: Don't judge a book by a cover. You don't know what fabulous and fascinating people you might discount just because they're not wearing the right brand of socks. Try to put aside your biases and give people a chance!

ми май и това е вярно

[The Dragon]

На този снобски тест на половината въпроси може да отговорят само жените ии педалите ебати. За нормални хетеросексуални мъже просто нямат смисъл.

[Amelia]

На този снобски тест на половината въпроси може да отговорят само жените ии педалите ебати. За нормални хетеросексуални мъже просто нямат смисъл.

То и за нормалните хетеросексуални жени няма, да ти кажа. Заебах го на 2ри въпрос.

И теста за чувството за хумор го сполетя същата участ. Някъде на 4ти въпрос осъзнах, че според създателите му, всъщност това да се правиш че пърдиш е най-свежото и весело нещо на планетата и е сигурен признак, че имаш прекрасно чувство за хумор. Та да. Заебах го и него. Тъжно ми стана.

[Elayne]

според създателите му, всъщност това да се правиш че пърдиш е най-свежото и весело нещо на планетата и е сигурен признак, че имаш прекрасно чувство за хумор.

Винаги съм се чудела, наистина, защо толкоз много хора (мъже) намират това за толкова смешно, чак изкъртващо... geez, life's complicated.

[Morwen]

Не бе, може би все пак ти сваля чувството за хумор ако това ти е смешно?

[Elayne]

Ама аз сериозно казвам, че на някои хора тва им е действително смешно и се имат за хора с чувство за хумор, нали... а за теста конкретно - не знам.

[Amelia]

Морви ме амбицира да направя теста. На първо правене, като се старах да отговарям колкото се може по-вярно:

Your score = 75

Your wacky sense of humor rocks! It appears that you can laugh at just about anything, including yourself -which is way cool! And hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at right? Just kidding. Of course you know you have to make sure you're not offending anyone right?! In any case, most people probably get a kick out of your wit and most likely love hanging out with you. We think you're pretty funny too!

На второ правене - 70. Давах отговори, които според мен би давал някой много елементарен човек.

На трето правене - 35
4то правене, със същите отговори като третото, но с положителен отговор на онова за пърденето - 40.
80 с повечето от моите отговори + част от елементарните.
85 с горното + пърденето.

Дам, те наистина си мислят, че е смешно...

Направих и снобския:
Your score = 20

Way to go! You don't appear to have a snobby bone in your body. Your answers on the test show that you are generally laidback, open-minded and down-to-earth. You try not to judge others based on superficial outer qualities like their car, clothes or bank account. Either you are the type of person who likes EVERYONE, or you have your own measures of whether someone is worthy of your respect; chances are you look beyond the surface and judge people on their character and inner worth. This attitude surely brings a lot of interesting people and experiences into your life and allows you to develop real, quality relationships. The world needs more people with this perspective!

Джизъс, знаех си че трябваше да си призная как ровя по дрешките на Сашо за маркови етикетчета

[Amelia]

Сигурно го знаете, но:
Brutally honest personality test
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi ... 7116464195

Dictator- ENTJ
60% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 80% Judging

Have you no soul? It's clear you have no heart and that your blood runs cold, but really, do you have even one redeeming factor?
Sure. You're a natural born leader. So was Hitler. You just don't like people, do you?
You don't play games. You take charge. And there's very little room for mistakes in your world. You're forceful, intimidating and overbearing.
Heard of the word "patience?" Trust me, it's a word and it's something you're sorely lacking. Believe it or not, you're not always right. Learn to have some patience for those who think differently from you, knobflap.
From the way people's knees knock when they see you, you should have realised by now that you're not exactly a "people-person." You're more of a "people-eater." You just ain't tuned into people's feelings and probably couldn't care less whether you were anyway. Maybe you're not from this planet but the rest of us are.
Sure, you're intelligent. So what? You have some semblance of power. Big deal.
At least people LIKE the rest of us.

Хау тру, а?

[CruelGoblin]

53% Extraversion, 66% Intuition, 53% Thinking, 50% Judging
People love to hate you, because you love to argue. The strange thing is you probably took that as a compliment. Why, I bet you've already got a witty comeback all lined up ready to throw right back at me.
What you don't realise is that your inane obsession with debating pisses everyone off. Whatever happened to us all trying to get alone? I mean, you're so annoying people disagree with you for the damn sake of it! NOBODY cares about your abundant opinions. Trust me.

Believe it or not, but there's more to life than your expansive knowledge and sharp repertoire. When was the last time you showered? Brushed your teeth?

While you're up in Nevernever land, getting excited over future possibilities and your crazy theories, WE have to put up with your awful stench. I can smell you from here.

Your personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer and because everyone already hates you, you have nothing to lose.

Много дълъг тест, почти се отказах... Всичко е верно, само дето хората не ме мразят, а ме обичат .... нали?

[Elayne]

Май правих същия за около 5-ти път в живота си преди няколко седмици, ето резултата:

Your Type is
ESFP
Extroverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Strength of the preferences %
44 12 50 50

[Amelia]

Думичките отдолу дай - целият кодош е в тях.

[Elayne]

Ми не ги пазя, а ме мързи да го правя отново :/, щото си е бая дълъг.