
Cat: What about naps? I'm a cat, I need some naps! If I don't nap nine or ten times a day, I don't have enough energy for my main snooze!
Newsreader: Good evening. Here is the news on Friday, the 27th of Geldof. Archeologists near Mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon-dated in Bonne. If genuine, it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read, "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental." The page has been universally condemned by church leaders.
Holly: I've got to admit it—I've flamingoed up.
Rimmer: You what?
Holly: It's like a cock-up, only much, much bigger.