ShadowDance

Т'ва е Бог Ом!

Мммммммне! Тва е месоядна гладна костенурка!!! И, слава Богу, не е много голяма!!!

What to do when some one next to u in the plane is seriously annoying?

What can u do?

1. Open your laptop case.
2 Get your laptop out slowly.
3. Boot up the laptop.
4. Make sure the person sitting next to u can see the screen.
5. Close ur eyes and look up to the sky.
6 Click the following link:


http://tinyurl.com/e8efm

Жестоко! Но после ще те съдят до гроб, като ги знам кви са идиоти, и то при положение, че не те гръмнат на място. Така че айде по-добре не.

Особено с тоя надпис над цифрите. Знаете ли кво пише?

Не

Ми всъщност нищо. Нещо като "КХг;икжЪ уИОугй ниОИгх". Несвързани букви от арабската азбука. Така че ако въпросният човек до теб поназнайва арабски, най-много да се капичне от смях.

мен най-ме кефи :

5. Close ur eyes and look up to the sky.

хаха

Е, това почти сигурно сте го виждали вече, но все пак... винаги успява да ми докара по някоя и друга усмивка

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Stress Management

Just in case you're having a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.
The funny thing is that it really works.

1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world."
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal-clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.
8. See, you're smiling already.

http://sc.gosugamers.net/images/news/ltl_1.jpg

Hahaha

Специално за всички Българи по-света, но не и у нас !!!

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE BULGARIAN WHEN...

1. You don't want to have or do any business with Bulgarians.

2. You started to drink at the age of 12.

3. You live with your mom and dad until you are married.

4. When you make jokes based on your own tragedy.

5. At your wedding you know only about a third of the guests.

6. Duck tape is your father's only tool next to using a kitchen knife as a screwdriver.

7. Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American.

8. At least one of your friends' nickname is "Sasho".

9. Your father calls you a dummy for not knowing how to do something he can't do either.

10. There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and cabbage in your garage.

11. There is more alcohol in your liquor cabinet than at the local bar.

12. You are 18 years old but your parents still call you by your sibling's or pet's name.

13. You can hear your dad snoring from across the street.

14. Your dad's sneeze scares you.

15. Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car.

16. There is at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to.

17. Being someone's best man really has no meaning.

18. Your church has a fully loaded bar.

19. Your parents have a shot of rakiya for breakfast.

20. You have a Bulgarian cross, flag, or icon, hanging from your rear view mirror.

21. If you're a girl and not married by the age of 20 you are an old maid.

22. You base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cup.

23. Your mom tells you not to sit on cement or your ovaries will freeze.

24. There is a slab of fat in your fridge called 'slanina'.

25. When your grandmom will not accept the fact that you're not hungry.

26. You live for the annual soccer tournament.

27. When your grandma insists that farting is healthy.

28. All of your elderly acquaintances are scared of drafts.

29. When you can hear your parents talking and you are across the street.

30. When you're a girl, and you dye your hair no other color than burgundy.

31. Everyone is sure you're Greek or Italian.

32. No one has ever pronounced your [last] name right, and every kid on the block has a different nickname for it.

33. When no matter how old you are, your parents never say you're right.

34. When your father is talking to you and every other word he calls you is budala.

35. You sport the latest Nike and Adidas outfits but have never exercised in your life.

36. You always have the latest mobile phone on the market.

37. You can spend 3 hrs in a Cafe drinking the same cup of coffee.

38. Calling someone for a chat at 1 am on a weeknight is normal.

39. When your parents call relatives in Bulgaria and they have to shout to be heard.

40. As soon as you tell a neighbor you're Bulgarian they usually scream STOICHKOV with a weird accent.

41. When you're married with kids and your mother still insists on cooking for you.

42. When you step on poop and your mom tells you that it's a sign of luck or money.

43. You know you're Bulgarian when you're 25, live on your own, and still sneak up the stairs when you get home at six in the morning.

44. Your parents insist that piling blankets on you body is the way to cure your 102 degree fever.

45. When you think chalga is good music. (nah)

46. You know you're Bulgarian when your dad thinks everyone in China has a black belt.

47. When people still think that you are from Bolivia no matter how many times you say you're from Bulgaria.

48. When your parents' friends have no shame in telling you you've gained weight.

49. You know you're Bulgarian when all you have to do is sniffle and your parents say "uh-huh" and start yelling at you for getting sick.

50. You are adored the first 10 years of your life, then treated like a complete idiot until you get married.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE BULGARIAN WHEN YOU HAVE RUN AWAY FROM BULGARIA AND STILL SAY IT'S THE BEST PLACE TO LIVE.......

http://www.wdcs.co.uk/media/flash/whale ... ub_en.html

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Е, това беше доста яко.

Понеделник?!

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