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Post by Roamer » Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:15 pm

За хората, които са позапознати с руския - и специален поздрав за Марфа :mrgreen:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jZAp-eL0V0k :D
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Post by Xellos » Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:35 pm

Е НЕЕЕЕЕ :mrgreen:

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ънфакинбеливъбъл :shock:
Расизъм в Порно Индустрията... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Post by shayhiri » Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:42 pm

Божке, тва е едно от най-смешните неща, които съм гледал напоследък! :shock: Кво е тва Ксел? Пародийна тв, предаване, рубрика? Има ли още?
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Post by Xellos » Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:45 pm

Ми не, случаен клип мернах просто в датата на главната дет пуска.
Изглежда автентично... плашещо.

<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
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Post by DELgado » Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:48 pm

Забавно е. :lol:
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Post by shayhiri » Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:54 pm

Xellos wrote:Ми не, случаен клип мернах просто в датата на главната дет пуска.
Изглежда автентично... плашещо.
Ксел, това е пародия. :lol: Просто изключително талантлива и майсторска, затова исках да видя още.

И това с ХИВ-а е супер. :mrgreen:
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Post by Roamer » Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:00 pm

Мдаааа, пише, че е произведено от "Onion News Network" - майко мила, зевзеците от The Onion са започнали да правят и клипове?! :) На "журнализма" им винаги съм се възхищавал; виж, за ONN не знаех, че съществува :)
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Post by AlDim » Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:06 pm

Еми сичко си го има тук:
http://www.theonion.com/content/index

Някои са брутални :mrgreen:

Иначе точно реализмът им е най-големият коз, да :lol:
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Post by Xellos » Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:44 pm

Добри са признавам ;) :mrgreen:
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Post by DELgado » Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:50 pm

Супер. Утре ще си ги чета в офиса на спокойствие. :mrgreen:
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Post by Pugsley » Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:26 am

Сцепвам се от хилеж, тия са брилянтни :mrgreen:
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Post by Morwen » Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:58 am

Гениални неща има наистина:)
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Post by Corwin » Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:18 pm

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Post by Cruelty » Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:33 pm

Silence! I kill you!!!
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Erase my numbers and hope to never return again
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Post by Roamer » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:27 am

Мдаaa, това с Ахмед май го имаше вече :) Но виж, Cru, начинът, по който го представи, репликата... аааа... просто от раз ми събуди спомените за това, което бях пуснал в началото на страницата - библиотечния скеч на КВН... или... мдам... "Тишина должна быть в библиотеке! Тихо, я сказал!" :lol:
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