How to write a fantasy bestseller

[Trip]

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~imcfadye ... antasy.htm

Вероятно е имало подобни теми и преди, но това ми се стори интересно, та реших да го пусна

[Roland]

Bad Expendables.
It will be necessary to create Bad Expendables. These are the orcs, goblins, trolls, dragons, wights or any other creatures that we are happy to kill in their thousands. They are usually black, hairy, sweaty or in some other way unacceptable by middle class Caucasian standards. Often they are deformed, based on the traditional belief that an ugly body reflects an ugly soul. It is our way of doing a service to the sick and disabled by reminding readers that people who are disfigured look that way because they’re evil.

Тва ме разби просто

Pure Maiden Warriors.
Losers are scared of sexuality or dependency in women, so women in fantasy novels are so powerful and pure they make Joan of Arc look like Pamela Anderson. They are strong, noble, loyal, brave, high-bred and usually die in the end – well what else are we going to with them? They’re too scary to marry, and no one in Epic Fantasy Novels ever has sex.

Хех, човекът не е чел Гудкайнд явно... Е, той си се ебава с Едингс-типа ениуей...

Забавно е И по-оригинални съм срещал, ма има няколко гениални попадения. Особено ме кефи отношението на автора към читателите на фентъзи...

[Demandred]

Това го бях пускал в спама преди няколко месеца...Но няма лошо пак да го оценим.