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Drizzt Do`Urden
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Ами покрай приказките за демокрацията, се сетих за тези дефиниции:
FORMS OF GOVERNMENT
Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with some milk.
Anarchism: You have two cows. You keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.
Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.
Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a Bull.
Corporate: You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows and then act surprised when it drops dead.
Democracy: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must first milk the cows, convert the milk to cheese, then sell all the cheese to pay taxes, then sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.
FORMS OF GOVERNMENT
Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with some milk.
Anarchism: You have two cows. You keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.
Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.
Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a Bull.
Corporate: You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows and then act surprised when it drops dead.
Democracy: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must first milk the cows, convert the milk to cheese, then sell all the cheese to pay taxes, then sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.
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мда, и в малко по-разширен вариант 
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FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
FACISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbours help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
APPLIED COMMUNISM: you have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
NIGERIAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots you and sends the cows to Zurich.
MILITARISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbours decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbours pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair “Cowgate”. The cow sues you for breach of contract.
BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. You feed them sheep’s brains and they go mad. The government doesn’t do anything.
EUROPEAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milks down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
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Бих добавил, BULGARIAN DEMOCRACY: You don't have two cows.
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CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
HONG KONG CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly-listed company, using letters of credit opened by you brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt or equity swap with associated General offer so that you get all four cows back, with tax deduction for keeping live cows. The milk right of six cows are transferred via Panamian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the right to all seven cows’ milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because of bad feng shui.
LESBIANISM: You have two cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf.
TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: You are associated with (the concept of “ownership” is a symbol of the phallocentric warmongering, intolerant past) two differently aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of nonspecific gender.
COUNTERCULTURE: Wow, dude, there’s like... the two cows, man! You have got to have some of this milk.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
-FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
FACISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbours help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
APPLIED COMMUNISM: you have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
NIGERIAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots you and sends the cows to Zurich.
MILITARISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbours decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbours pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair “Cowgate”. The cow sues you for breach of contract.
BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. You feed them sheep’s brains and they go mad. The government doesn’t do anything.
EUROPEAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milks down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
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Бих добавил, BULGARIAN DEMOCRACY: You don't have two cows.
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CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
HONG KONG CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly-listed company, using letters of credit opened by you brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt or equity swap with associated General offer so that you get all four cows back, with tax deduction for keeping live cows. The milk right of six cows are transferred via Panamian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the right to all seven cows’ milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because of bad feng shui.
LESBIANISM: You have two cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf.
TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: You are associated with (the concept of “ownership” is a symbol of the phallocentric warmongering, intolerant past) two differently aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of nonspecific gender.
COUNTERCULTURE: Wow, dude, there’s like... the two cows, man! You have got to have some of this milk.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
This is it. Ground zero.
Хммм, моята версия явно е минала някой и друга цензура... а допълнението си го бива!
Ето и още няколко дефиниции, с не-политическа насоченост
Adolescence: When a lad forsakes his bosom buddy for a bosomed buddy.
Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.
Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Egotist: A man who's always me-deep in conversation.
Holiday: Something that turns someone who's tired into someone who's exhausted."
Moonlighter: A man who holds day and night jobs so he can drive from one to the other in a better car.
Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
Status: Buying something you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like.
Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
Ето и още няколко дефиниции, с не-политическа насоченост
Adolescence: When a lad forsakes his bosom buddy for a bosomed buddy.
Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.
Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Egotist: A man who's always me-deep in conversation.
Holiday: Something that turns someone who's tired into someone who's exhausted."
Moonlighter: A man who holds day and night jobs so he can drive from one to the other in a better car.
Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
Status: Buying something you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like.
Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
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3. Ако искате нещо, значи ви е нужно.
4. Ако ви е нужно, значи трябва да го купите.
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3. Ако искате нещо, значи ви е нужно.
4. Ако ви е нужно, значи трябва да го купите.
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